Out Drink a Leprechaun

[Martyna Z'muir]

From the magical quill of Bailey O'Lush:
This leprechaun is man of good cheer,
favoring aged whiskey over green beer,
under the table I'll drink you,
lest my gold ye be get'n in lieu,
you've naught but yer liver to fear! Callin' ta all those who be appreciate'n the fine distilled spirits an' intoxicat'n brews o' Sosaria! This wee tippler of a leprechaun be invite'n ye all ta an evenin' o’ drink and merriment at the Skara Brae Counselor's Hall (45o 36'S, 49o 25'W) on March 16th, at 8pm under the central skies.

I'll be givin’ me pot o'gold ta the one who can out drink me, Bailey O'Lush. Be the last ta plaster the hall floor w' the good stuff ta be recevin' me pot (prizes of 5, 3 and 1 million)! Our second event w’ be a contest o' serpent summon'n for a prize box o’ slithery goodness. The eve w’ end with a trip ta the foul lair o’ Medusa (several runs). There w’ also be trivia so the spectators can walk away with more o’ me hard-earned gold!